SONIC BLITZ
BOOK II OF THE CHAOTIX TRILOGY
CHAPTER LOL
MORE RANDOM NONSENSE
Sonic stood in absolute nothingness and looked around. He let out a sigh and said, “Hey!Mr. Word Processor! I know you’re there! Say something!”
Fine. Something.
“Ha, ha. What’s with the getting captured thing, huh? Heroes don’t get caught.”
You did, didn’t you?
“Look, I have some questions. Simple stuff and not story based. So don’t think about putting them off till the end of the story, alright?”
Fine, fine. Start asking.
“Okay. First off, Fighter jets? What is that all about? No way Tails could make one that easy to work.”
Easy, sonic. Let’s not forget who almost launched a sidewinder into the hangar wall back there. Besides, Tails is a super genius, so he could pull it off.”
“:Not a chance. No human could make a plane that basic.”
Fantasy story, remember?
“Okay, okay. You win that round. Next, where did Shadow hide an assault rifle? It’s not like you can just put it in your pocket.”
I’ll tell you if you can tell me where a hedgehog can stash a pistol and seven rather large emeralds without pockets.
“One place comes to mind, but it’s not a pretty thought.”
Don’t want to hear it.
“You brought it up.”
You shut up, or you’re spending the next chapter as a frog.
“You can’t do that.”
*Threatening silence*
“Okay, yes you could, but it would really screw up the storyline”
Good point. However I can still think of some really nasty things. Don’t forget, I did kill you off in the last story.
“I remember. Next question.”
Shoot.
“How did Shadow fall off the side of the ship and still get captured? That’s a little confusing.”
Mass produced Metal Sonic’s with thrusters. Do the math.
“No need to get snippy. Geeze. This should stump you. How about…”
No chili dogs. You’re in a fight scene.
“How did you know?”
You’re joking right? If you’re not fighting, you’re filling you’re face with those damned things.
“Okay, how about…”
I’m not giving you hints for the story.
“Not even…”
Forget it! No way in the seven hells of Hyrule!
“Now I see why you chose Link for an alias. Nintendo much?”
This coming from a person who started off in a side scroller.
“Ouch. That hurt. You’re one cold hearted bastard, you know that?”
Yeah, well, stop dissing me, I’ll stop razzing you, fair enough?
“Fine. Cough, cough *Bastard*“
Excuse me?
“Nothing. One final question.”
Make it good. You’re starting to get on my nerves this episode.
“Eggman Nega? Where’d you come up with that one?”
Ask me that at the end of the book.
“But…”
See ya.
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